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inkedinfantasy:

so neither my friend nor I had seen this picture yet but when she found it we just started laughing at bull’s face cause like

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bull

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what

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what are you even doing

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"My father hurt me, but he didn’t break me. As much as he tried to turn me into exactly what he wanted… I’m my own person.
me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

ryuuhousdick:

untagged notp on ur dash

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alenkoed:

make me choose > t4lizorah asked: vanguard or engineer

"Vanguards are feared for their high-risk, high-reward
combat style, closing quickly on enemies and destroying them
at short range with weapons and biotic abilities. They are
outfitted with L5n implants, enabling them to perform a biotic
charge that strikes the opponent with incredible force while
bringing the Vanguard in for close-range combat.”

Turian Marksman & Drell Assassin xxx

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.