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illwriteyouasuicidenote:

Only few people get what they deserve, good or bad.

Make Me Choose:

mojavexpress asked Morinth or Samara

“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”

akisenpais:

xenophilia: an attraction to foreign peoples, cultures, or customs

Quarian appreciation requested by taedius and migrant-fleet

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.